since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon
here u go, bud
i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.
he would be ur fed ex
I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that
Gold bracelet in form of serpent, found in Pompeii, worn on the upper arm
reading the hobbit in latin is difficult because there are all these, like, domestic words? in the first chapter? and it’s like excuse me i study latin i don’t know domestic words just how to say that pyrrhus murdered priam and his son while they were sliding around in their own blood sorry
HELP US SAVE KLAUS!
Klaus’s case is urgent. He goes into surgery today (07/10/14) and it will cost us $1000. We have about $500 to pay right now, and the rest qualify for a payment arrangement.
I am asking for donations to help us pay the remaining balance of $500, because we have such a strict budget and we’re barely getting by as it is. The only amount left over in the month is used to buy my daughter’s formula, or whatever WIC doesn’t cover.
Please guys, my cat is very very loved and my eight month old adores him, and she cried for him when we were in the vet’s office (she calls Klaus “Ba Ba” for some reason) and I just want him to be able to grow up with her.
Any donation is appreciated, even if it’s just a quarter.
Please signal boost the shit out of this, we really need the help
As a rebuttal to CBR’s article, I present alternative fancasts for Doctor Strange featuring Oded Fehr, Alexander Siddig, Naveen Andrews, Pedro Pascal, and Godfrey Gao.
So remember those zipper bags I ordered where the foxes were cut off???
Well, I will be getting them redone, but that still means I have a bunch of bags I can’t really sell for full price. I don’t know how well that’s going to go, so I figure I can do a giveaway to get rid of some of them! So here’s the deal, I have six bags I will send out to six of you guys, free of charge. That’s three ‘can you not’ designs and three ‘nope’ designs.
To enter the giveaway, just reblog this post anytime between now and Monday, June 23rd. Likes do not count, and no, you don’t have to be following me. I will ship internationally, but I may whine about the cost later. (Don’t worry, I promise to follow through despite my whines.) I will then pick six winners at random, and they’ll get their choice of the two designs, first come, first serve style. I’ll be contacting the winners via askbox, so make sure to have them open. If I do not hear back from a winner in 48 hours, I will pick the next person.
I believe that covers it. Happy giveaway, you guys!
Being a woman is kind of like being a cyclist in a city where all the cars represent men. You’re supposed to be able to share the road equally with cars, but that’s not how it works. The roads are built for cars and you spend a great deal of physical and mental energy being defensive and trying not to get hurt. Some of the cars WANT you to get hurt. They think you don’t have any place on the road at all. And if you do get hurt by a car, everyone makes excuses that it’s your fault.
A friend of a friend (via onesmallflowerofeternity)
As a cyclist from a family of cyclists, I can’t stress how accurate this is. We give the same kind of advice on our rides as women get when they go out- “tell me where you’re going, keep your phone on you, keep it charged, try to ride in groups if you can, always keep an eye on traffic, stay out of the way as much as possible, let me know when you’re home safe”.
i love sir patrick stewart more with each passing day.
See, guys. This is how you do it. Notice the words “Not all men are like that” are never spoken.
He knows men are like that
his father was like that to his mother
he has experienced the pain firsthand, of what it’s like when men are like that
and he never wants men to be like that again and he fights tooth and nail against the men who are still like that
And moreover, he acknowledges his privilege [as an older white male who is famous/well known] and uses it to speak up. He knows what he is, and he never has to say he’s not like those men he fights against—he never says it, his actions speak loud enough for everyone else to see it.
Sir Patrick Stewart, everyone.
idk I sometimes finish sentences with a “~” bc a period seems too hard/almost angry and a blank is too blank
see you later. (secretly pissed)
see you later~ (floating away trailing glitter and fairy dust)
this post is perfection
the most australians to ever australian
I wanna hear more about Ugandan wizards and their apparent skill in Quidditch
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